I never exaggerate. I just remember big.–Chi Chi Rodriguez

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone’s golf game: it’s called an eraser.–Arnold Palmer

If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would’ve been a great shot.–Sam Snead

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.–Hank Aaron